We’re Going Bananas: Angelina Jolie Changes It Up At BAFTA Awards

February 9, 2009 · Print This Article

Fug or Fab? Who Cares, She’s In Color!!

A sale where all the shoes are in your size? The perfect pair of jeans? A man that isn’t afraid of commitment? All difficult but not impossible. Angelina Jolie wearing an actual color? It would take a miracle. And like a gift from sweet baby Jesus, our prayers have been answered.

ANGELINA JOLIE IS IN COLOR! You are not hallucinating. The woman who once walked around with Billy Bob Thornton’s blood in a vial around her neck but found wearing a HUE too far outside her comfort zone, unearthed a Magic Space Bag that somehow got lost between all those transatlantic trips saving humanity and pulled out a frock with COLOR! We feel faint.

The Oscar nominee for the Changeling braved the rain at the BAFTA Awards in a strapless Armani Privé Spring with origami detail and a dramatic NEON YELLOW lining, paired with the PBPs (perfect black pumps).

After all the bitch-back about her lopsided Dynasty ‘do and “Should someone tell her that her dress is on backwards?” brouhaha, we can just imagine her inner monologue: “What do you people want from me? I’m smoking hot and could make a burlap sack look good but noooooo, that’s just not good enough. You want GLAM-OUR. You want a red carpet signature pose like JLO’s where I make love to the camera with my eyes. And something in color. That’s all I hear. Gee, black again, Angie? It hides the baby spit-up! In case you’ve forgotten, I have a Partridge family caravan of kids, including the twin messiahs. You might have seen them on the cover of People. God, you guys are like even more annoying than that damn Seacrest. But fine, you want color? BAM! How you like me now? Hmm, no one seems to care what I wear when I’m knocked up. Brad, time to start some baby bump rumors!”