The Hills Are Alive With Audrina Patridge’s Denim Deal

What’s Next: Spencer Pratt Modeling Tighty Whities?

Like her frenemies Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port and Heidi Montag,  Audrina Patridge is the latest of their crew to use her 15-minutes of fame to land a gig as a “designer.” The Hills star and sometimes actress (is there a difference?) is collaborating on a line of jeans for Divine Rights Denim. And she’s putting her limited facial expressions to work as the line’s cover girl.

L.C.’s go-to-pal puts her pre-fame topless modeling experience to use, striking a provocative pose in stone-wash jeans (the horror!)  and a lacy bra in the midst of rumbled sheets in the new ad that goes for “sexy” but ends up looking like one of those cheesy late night 1-800-CALL-ME commercials filmed in a Motel 6.

According to Divine’s director of sales, Angel Shoshan, Audrina apparently possesses what is known in the jeans world as a ”real denim edgy friendliness” that the company wanted.  “She has that flavor to her,” says Shoshan. “She can wear a wife beater and jeans, and she just looks comfortable and hot.”

Denim edgy friendliness?  Sounds like PR-speak for “works cheap” to us.

Give your jeans a kick with these j’adorable peep-toe Marciano booties.  The knot decoration at the vamp is the perfect little sassy wink.

By ShoeMinx Reality A-lister Paige Muller