Sarah Palin Swimsuit Competition> Can Joe Biden Show America Some Leg?
October 5, 2008 · Print This Article
Political Surrealism 101: What Happens When Bambi Doesn’t Make It In Broadcasting
A 22-year-old University of Alaska student named Richard Millay got his enterprising hands on a videotape that’s eluded the media since John McCain asked Sarah Palin to be his running-mate - original footage of her 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant.
And can we just say. OMG. The Bad 80s Lighting. The Drunken Trumpeteer. Sarah’s Pamela Ewing-style Red Swimsuit. The White Pumps. As the future vice-presidential candidate parades on stage, an off-screen announcer reads her early biography: “Contestant #8, Sarah Heath. Sarah says that she wants to prepare for a career in television broadcasting by majoring in Telecommunications and Political Science…” See what happens when a girl wants Diane Sawyer’s job and can’t cut it?
And as if this weren’t enough… now the sight of Sarah Palin blowing a flute is seared into our retinas. How pat that she chose to play “The Homecoming”. We can’t even begin to address her wardrobe choice. We guess a girl who dreams of being swept away by Victor Newman like to wear tablecloth-sized white doilies when playing the flute in public. Her eyes in this one are absolutely maniacal. Perhaps she would have won the crown if she had wrestled an Alaska grizzly to the ground, then baked some Soccer Mom Specialty Lemon Nut Bars. Now that’s talent folks!
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