Heidi Montag Gets Nude At Young Hollywood Event

She Looks 1000x Better Already Without Spencer Pratt in the Picture

Pssst, we have a confession.  We kinda don’t actually hate The Hills’ Heidi Montag.  Sure, she’s not exactly an Oscar-caliber actress or anything but then, neither are any of her faux-drama cohorts.  And she’s just so darned HAPPY any time anyone with a camera speaks to her, unlike cast mate Lauren Conrad who acts so weary, as if whatever she was doing before celebrity was gift-wrapped and handed to her on a silver platter was infinitely more interesting and now she’s just slumming it.  Frankly, we think Heidi is a victim of adjacent hate for oh so appropriately named boyfriend Spencer Pratt.  We’ve all had those “what the hell was I thinking?” hook-ups, right?   But love her or hate her, the girl gives good drama.

And with top dog Lauren opting out of the show after five years (!) of goopy mascara tears and manufactured drama, Heidi is ready to take center stage.  “I don’t think we’ll ever take a break from the cameras! We love you guys!” she squealed at Star magazine’s Young Hollywood Event at H’wood’s Apple Lounge.  Uhm, is that a threat or a promise?

The pout-and-pose pro mostly covered up her purchased boobs for once and upped her “Fashion” game in a nude colored Stella McCartney dress with matching peep toe pumps, like these by RSVP.  Why, she looks almost respectable!  Looks like everyone’s favorite frenemy is angling for her own TV gig:  The Heidi and Spencer Hour.  We’d tune in just to find out if those crazy kids are officially married or just faux hitched.  But if Heidi’s smart,  she’d push for a scripted break-up after a cross-over fling with Bromance’s Brody Jenner, with a dramatic arch that has her running off to The City to escape the heart-break before debuting her solo spinoff, Here’s Heidi! Not that we know what the show would be about exactly.  That’s what agents are for.  We can’t do everything, sheesh.

By ShoeMinx A-lister Paige Muller